What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:50

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Should the government solve the housing crisis by building large numbers of affordable homes to force the market downward? Perhaps $200,000 homes in an area of 500k homes.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

How do I stop someone from forcing/pestering me to become gay/bisexual when I already want to be straight?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why can't hot girls date ugly guys? I am ugly but I want an attractive girlfriend

{RING} {RING}

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.